Oh Stella

Ok i'm late with this, Stella went on her date the other day. He picked her up; He held doors, pulled out the chair like a gentlemen and their conversation was great. They went to a really romantic restaurant; they had a ball. After dinner they planned on going bowling and also meet up with some friends. The date was going nicely. WITH!!!!! A slight curve ball: they get back in his car and he turns on the radio, and you would think he would be playing some r&b or maybe even hip hop. Nope, He turned on some straight up rap, thats not the bad part, the bad part were the lyrics, wanna hear it? here it goes.

"I ONLY WANT HIM FOR HIS DINGA LING, DINGA LING" dinga ling? Seriously? on a first date? who does that?

Stella is still young but she was a little uneasy with this song, he was jamming to. Oh and he also had to make a stop before heading to the bowling alley. almost 40 minutes away. They pull up in front of a house in no mans land, they get out, all along he was taking her to sit in a bedroom with some unknown guys to listen to him rap on the mic. HUH? YES

Stella was so nervous and bummed out she clutched her purse a little tighter and got the hell outta there. A fake call to a mommy saying the baby is crying always does the trick :)